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Inventions to make Q proud

I always thought Q stole the show in the James Bond movies. Bond might be more like the hero in one of my novels, but Q was the real hero coming up with gadgets to save Bond’s ass in any situation. He had a prescient knack for inventing the perfect toy for whatever predicament Bond was going to face.

December’s issue of Popular Science had a list of their 100 Best Innovations of the Year, and there are some gadgets that would make Q proud. While I found cool items in every category, especially Health, the products that really caught my eye were in the Security category. Since I’m focusing on military and law enforcement in my writing these days, here are some of the gizmos that would be fun to incorporate into a story.

  • X-flex wallpaper: super-flexible wallpaper keeps walls from collapsing–and contains flying debris–when hit by a bomb blast. This one fed right into my love of plastics and textiles.
  • XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System: Huh? This mouthful allows a soldier to program where a bullet should explode, so if the target is around a corner, the bullet will fly just past the end of the building and then blow up, sending shrapnel everywhere.
  • Ears gunshot detector: the Ears system can pinpoint the origin of a gunshot in less than a tenth of a second, allowing troops on the ground to find snipers more easily.

These may not be as fun for a book, but I also want to give a shout out to the following:

  • In the Automotive category, Ford Active Park Assist enables the car to parallel-park itself. If I ever move back to the big city, I need this!
  • In Health, the Lung Flute makes it easier and cheaper for people with chronic lung congestion to break up the mucus that plagues them. Gross, but so simple it’s amazing.
  • Also in Health, the Hygreen system ensures that medical workers have sanitized their hands before handling patients. In a field test, it brought infection rates to zero! I’m all for that.

The Daily Squirrel: complaint

Lucy glanced at the clock and stifled a groan. Two more hours and an endless line of customers with complaints about the new operating system.

The stifling hot air was tinged with sweat and anger, but her temperature shot up several degrees when she spied Kurt Lloyd in her line. She had talked to him briefly at a party thrown by her roommate’s ex-boyfriend, but he probably didn’t even remember meeting her. Her dreams, however, had been about nothing but him for months now.

As the customer before Kurt turned to leave, Lucy pushed the damp hair off her face and took a deep breath. She’d give anything for a quick shower right then. How embarrassing to be seen in her dumpy polyester knit polo shirt with the big orange logo. She blew out a frustrated breath. At least he wouldn’t know who she was.

Putting on her best smile, she asked, “How can I help you, sir?”

“Well,” he glanced at her nametag, “Lucy. I have a complaint.”

Of course. She pulled up a new form on the computer. “Yes, sir. What’s the problem?”

He flashed her a movie-star smile complete with dimples and fixed his blazing green eyes on her. “The problem is that you haven’t been back to any of Rick’s parties, and I’ve been waiting to ask you out to dinner. Is that something you can help me with?”

Lucy’s mind reeled with shock and her stomach dipped, but she managed to stay upright. He remembered her? And he was asking her out? With all the poise she could muster, Lucy said, “Yes, sir. I believe I can.” She wrote down her phone number and slid it across the counter, then turned to the next customer with a grin. “May I help you, ma’am?”

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  1. Martha Warner

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    I totally dig the wallpaper. Not so much the mucas thing… but the wallpaper… oooOOOOooo cool.

    And go Lucy! Gosh, I want to see more of that one.

    • Reply

      Yeah, the lung flute is kind of gross, but serves a really good purpose. The wallpaper was my favorite too. I TA’d the plastics lab at Cal Poly and took a great textiles course, so I have a strong personal interest in that type of thing. Lots of overlap because so many fabrics are made of plastic these days (e.g. polyester, nylon, acrylic…). Today’s Pepsi bottle is tomorrow’s Nike Coolmax shirt. šŸ˜‰

  2. Christine

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    The wall paper is cool. Do you SUBSCRIBE to POPULAR MECHANICS? I wouldn’t be surprised. That is so cool. I don’t know about the mucus thing either.

    • Reply

      My husband subscribes to PopSci, but I like to flip through it, too. I always go right to the Gray Matter section by chemist Theodore Gray. He does the most interesting experiments.

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